Requirements
- 40 Cooking [boostable] [required to start]
- Completion of the following quests:
RECIPE FOR DISASTER SUBGUIDE · MEMBERS
You need a cake of guidance to protect the Lumbridge Guide. Wizard Traiborn in the Wizards' Tower can teach you how to make one.

Inspect the Lumbridge Guide in the Lumbridge Castle dining room.
(All required items can be bought from the Culinaromancer's Chest)
Recommended:
STEP BY STEP
Follow the chapters below. Click any screenshot or diagram to view it at full size.
Inspect the frozen Lumbridge Guide in the Lumbridge Castle dining room to start the quest. Grab the required items from the Culinaromancer's Chest if you don't have them yet, then talk to Wizard Traiborn. He can be found in his room, by going up one flight of stairs in the Wizards' Tower. (Code: DIS)


You must pass a short quiz to get your egg enchanted. You will be shown an NPC that you've seen in one of the required quests, then will be asked who it is. Answer correctly three times to get the egg enchanted.
Some of the people:
| Correct! | |
| The jingle that plays upon winning an egg or milk puzzle. | |
You will be asked a general question about Old School RuneScape. Answer three correctly to get it enchanted.
Some of the questions:
You must pass a memory test. You will be shown 3 groups of ten items out of a total of 5 groups, then must answer a question about them. Answer three correctly to get enchanted flour. When answering the questions, don't use the ESC key to close the interface as it will reset that portion of the test.
Some of the questions:
Some of the possible item groups:





Use any ingredient on the cake tin to automatically prepare the cake for baking. Cook the tin on the range in Lumbridge castle to create the cake, and give it to the frozen guide.
Use this when you already know the route. The full walkthrough above includes explanations and diagrams.
Inspect the Lumbridge Guide.
Say: Yes, I'm sure I can make a cake.
Talk to Wizard Traiborn on the first floor of the Wizards' Tower.
Say: Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide. (fairy ring DIS)
Talk to him again to enchant the egg by identifying 3 mystery NPCs.
Say: Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide. → Ok. Let's start!
Man with ponytail and book - Reldo
Ghostly green woman - Velorina
Man with desert robes and white beard - Ali Morrisane
Elf - Islwyn
Man with purple shirt - Unferth
Man with brown vest - Professor Gronigen
Woman with pink top - Gertrude
Woman (green witch) - Hetty
Man (hooded) - Pirate Pete
Man with a crown - King Lathas
Talk to him again to enchant the milk by answering trivia.
Say: Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide. → Ok. I'm ready!
Defence requirements to wear a Mystic hat - 20
Ingredients in a cake - Flour, egg, milk
Combat level of Goblins near Lumbridge - 2
GP to bribe an Al Kharid gate guard - 10
What is the nearest guild to the Fishing Platform (as the seagull flies) - Legends'
What doesn't lie between Morytania and Asgarnia - Keep Le Faye
Gold ring is to 5 as a holy symbol is to - 16
Glass vial is to 33 as a glass orb is to - 46
Guild closest to Fishing Platform - Legends'
I'm in a bar west of Pollnivneach. Where am I? - Bandit Camp
The River Salve runs from - north to south
I can hear howling in one direction and buzzing in the other—where am I? - Catherby
If I'm going to need glass, first I will need - Sand, bucket, soda ash, glassblowing pipe
Which tower is closest to the Crafting Guild - Dark Wizards' Tower
Take the number of fire runes required to cast Fire Strike, and multiply by the number of air runes used to cast Wind Strike before adding the number of earth runes used to cast Earth Wave - 10
Talk to him a third time to enchant the flour with a memory test.
Say: Ask about helping the Lumbridge Guide. → Quiz me!
Once you have taken a screenshot for reference, close the interface via the X button to answer the questions.
Do not use the ESC key to close the interface as it will reset that portion of the test!
Cook the cake (use the milk on the cake tin and then on a range) and give it to the Lumbridge guide.
Congratulations, section complete!
QUEST COMPLETE
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