Requirements
- 10 Cooking [not boostable]
- Completion of Cook's Assistant
RECIPE FOR DISASTER SUBGUIDE · MEMBERS
The cook in Lumbridge has a surprisingly small number of ingredients to hand in his kitchen, possibly as a result of an endless stream of newcomers with light fingers taking anything that isn't nailed down from his kitchen. Luckily, in the past a kind Cook's Assistant was willing to help him in his culinary duties, but now a problem has appeared that could spell... a Recipe For Disaster! Almost all members may attempt to solve his tricky predicament, and be rewarded accordingly, but only the ver

Talk to the Cook in Lumbridge Castle's kitchen.
STEP BY STEP
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The Cook tells you that he needs a newt's eye, a Greenman's ale, a rotten tomato, and a dirty blast in order to prepare for the centennial feast. If you ask him how to make a dirty blast, he will tell you to add ashes to a fruit blast. He will give you 100 coins to buy everything, and he will allow you to keep the change.
Once you have all 4 items, give them to the Cook. Enter the dining room to open up the rest of Recipe for Disaster.
Congratulations, quest complete! (for now...)
Use this when you already know the route. The full walkthrough above includes explanations and diagrams.
Obtain the following:
Eye of newt
Greenman's ale
Rotten tomato
Dirty blast
Use ashes on a fruit blast (a premade fr' blast will not work)
Talk to the Cook again.
Congratulations, quest complete!
QUEST COMPLETE
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