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Freeing Pirate Pete

Pirate Pete needs a fishcake to be protected. Talk to the Lumbridge Cook to learn how to make one.

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Difficulty
Special
Length
Medium
Quest points
1
Released
15 March 2006
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Before you start

Where to start

Inspect Pirate Pete in the Lumbridge Castle dining room.

Ironman concerns

This quest has a weight limit.

STEP BY STEP

Walkthrough

Follow the chapters below. Click any screenshot or diagram to view it at full size.

Before you begin


Items needed: A pestle and mortar, a raw cod, a knife, and bread

Inspect Pirate Pete in the Lumbridge Castle dining room to start the quest. Talk to the Cook in the next room. He will tell you to get ground cod, breadcrumbs, ground giant crab meat, and ground kelp. He will tell you that Murphy in Port Khazard will help you get the crab meat and kelp. Make sure to ask him each available question pertaining to the ingredients, or you may not be able to make them. If you are at the end of the quest, and you cannot make the fishcake, simply inspect Pirate Pete in the dining room, and then talk to the cook again.

Note: It's recommended that you get extra kelp and crab meat, especially if you have a low Cooking level, as if you burn the fishcake, you will have to go back to do it all over again. Luckily, you don't need any more bronze wire and hides, so just get extra cod, bread, kelp, and the meat.

Under the sea

Items needed: A pestle and mortar, A fishbowl (empty), a needle, 3 bronze wires, weight less than 28 kg, at least 5 free inventory spaces
Items recommended: A weapon
Underwater, talking to Nung.
Underwater, talking to Nung. Image source ↗

Go to Murphy, who can be found at Port Khazard (Minigame Teleport to the Fishing Trawler), to get your fishbowl made into a diving apparatus. Put it on, then ask to go diving. Your weight must be under 28 kilograms. Have multiple empty inventory spots, as you will not be able to drop items underwater if you need to pick up new items. The nearby Bank chest may be useful. You may not bring a Cat with you, on the ground or in your inventory, and attempting to will prompt some amusing dialogue from Murphy.

A Diving Sail
The jingle that plays upon diving underwater.

Once you're underwater, find a tall plant, and pick it for the kelp. Get some extras in case you burn the fishcake. Then, look for a crab pen to the north. Talk to Nung. He will tell you to get him five mudskipper hides.

Note: If using rings of recoil for the following mudskipper and crab kills, at least one damage must be dealt by the player to receive the hides.

Head to the entrance to the mudskippers' cave, on the western wall of the underwater area. Pick up five rocks near the entrance to the cave and then enter the cave. While in the cave (and the crab pen thereafter), you will be able to wield weapons as normal as you will be standing upright. Kill five mudskippers (level 30 and 31) to get hides. You can do this in multiple trips if inventory space is tight as Nung will accept any hides you currently carry. (Remember to give them to Nung before surfacing, as they will disappear!) Take them back to Nung. Give him your needle and three bronze wire; he will let you into the crab pen after this.

In the pen, kill a crab and collect its meat. Grind the crabmeat and kelp with a pestle and mortar. Get some extras in case you burn the fishcake.

Return to and speak with the Cook. Use the ingredients on each other, and cook it to get a fishcake. Right-click and use it on (don't eat it!) Pirate Pete in the dining room for your reward.

Quick checklist 22 instructions

Use this when you already know the route. The full walkthrough above includes explanations and diagrams.

Starting off

  1. Inspect Pirate Pete.

  2. Talk to the cook in the next room about protecting the pirate.

    Say: Protecting the Pirate

  3. Go through all 5 chat options.

    Say: Where do I get Ground Cod? → Where do I get Ground Kelp? → Where do I get Ground Giant Crab Meat?3 → Where do I get Breadcrumbs? → What do I do with all of it? → Thanks!

  4. Use your pestle and mortar on the raw cod.

  5. Use your knife on the bread to make breadcrumbs.

  6. Talk to Murphy in Port Khazard.

    Say: Talk about Recipe for Disaster. (Fishing Trawler minigame teleport is the easiest way to get there - requires 15 Fishing)

  7. Talk to Murphy again.

    Say: Yes, Let's go diving.

Under the Sea

  1. Equip your fishbowl helmet and diving apparatus, Bring the needle and three bronze wire. Agree to go diving.

  2. Pick some kelp. (It's highly recommended to pick at least 3 kelp as the fishcake can burn).

    • If you don't have at least 5 inventory spaces, skip this until leaving as you must gather 5 hide.

  3. Go north and talk to Nung.

  4. Go west and pick up 5 rocks, then enter the cave.

  5. Kill 5 mudskippers (level 30/31) for 5 hides.

    • You can give the hide in more than one trip

  6. Talk to Nung twice.

  7. Enter the crab pen, kill a crab and take its meat. (It's highly recommended to get at least 3 Crab meat as the fishcake can burn).

  8. Grind the kelp and crab meat with a pestle and mortar.

  9. Teleport away, or go south and climb the anchor

  10. Talk to the Cook in Lumbridge about freeing the pirate again.

    Say: Protecting the Pirate

  11. Use the ingredients on each other then cook the fishcake.

  12. Give the fishcake to Pirate Pete in Lumbridge.

  13. Congratulations, section complete!

QUEST COMPLETE

Rewards

  • 1,000 Cooking Cooking experience
  • 1,000 Crafting Crafting experience
  • 1,000 Fishing Fishing experience
  • 1,000 Smithing Smithing experience
  • The ability to go diving and fight crabs (you need your diving apparatus)
  • The ability to cook crab meat (heals 10 hitpoints in 5 bites)
  • The ability to kill crabs to get their shells and claws, which can be made into a helmet and gloves with a chisel
  • Further access to the Culinaromancer's Chest

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Sources & credits

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