Gleason's Gielinor Guide

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Sealed crate

Released								19 November 2025 (Update)
Members								Yes
Quest								Prying Times
Location								Throughout the ocean
Options								Pry-open
Examine								I wonder what's inside?
Advanced data
Object ID								59283
Link								MOID

A player drinking a bottle from a sealed crate.

Sealed crates are encountered while Sailing, as part of the sea charting activity, and can be pried open with a crowbar after completion of Prying Times. There are currently a total of 65 sealed crates.

These crates contain a variety of forgotten drinks, some of which are capable of harming the player or deleting all courier task cargo when sampled. Regular cargo, such as cannonballs, will not be lost with the direct effects of these bottles. In order to sample these bottles, players must be anywhere aboard a boat, including in the Shipyard, and cannot be navigating the boat.

Most bottles can only be sampled once, and doing so grants the player 75 Sailing experience. A select number of drinks can be resampled, but will not award XP on subsequent sips.

Crate locations

Drink	Level	Player safe^[a]	Cargo safe^[b]	Effects	Repeatable	Location
Bottle of fish bladder stout	12	No	Yes	Drains the player's Attack, Strength, Ranged, and Magic by 2 and spawns an aggressive level 14 drink troll.	No	North-West Pandemonium
Bottle of sOrodamin's bru	12	No	Yes	Drains the player's Defence by 2 + 20% of their current level and drains the player's Attack, Strength, Ranged, and Magic by 2 + 10% of their current level, and deals 5 damage.	No	Near the Shantay Pass in The Firth of Lum (raft required)
Bottle of almost smuggled rum	12	Yes	Yes	Increases Strength by ~1-5 and decreases Attack by ~1-5.	No	By Mudskipper Point in the Mudskipper Sound
Bottle of Potterington's marrow wine	12	Yes	Yes	Boosts Farming by 5 and drains Agility by ~26%.	No	On the Eastern edge of Entrana, just north of the dock
Bottle of banker's draught	12	Maybe^[c]	Yes	Opening it makes your character black out and seems to remove all the items you're carrying, including worn items. All items removed by this crate event can be found in your bank. Ultimate ironmen will instead be damaged for 10% of their maximum Hitpoints.	No	South of Port Piscarilius
Bottle of slug's mind balm	12	Yes	No	Drinking teleports the player to Witchaven and the boat to the Witchaven dock or Port Sarim dock based on the player's Sailing level (task cargo is destroyed). Also drains your Strength and Magic by 20% of your current level.	No	In the Yanille Chain
Bottle of ogre prayer potion	12	No	Yes	Drinking damages the player for half their maximum Hitpoints and acts as a standard Prayer Potion.	No	South East of Yanille in Gu'tanoth Bay
Bottle of myths mighty mixer	12	No	Yes	Damages the player for 25% of their maximum Hitpoints.	No	West of the Void Knights Outpost
Bottle of possible albumen	12	No	Yes	Summons an aggressive level 81 angry tortugan.	No	South-west of the Little Pearl
Bottle of creator's cocktail	12	No	Yes	Drinking this deals damage to the player equal to a third of their Hitpoints level rounded down (unless wearing a blue soul cape).	No	West of the Isle of Souls
Bottle of Dognose draught	12	Yes	Yes	Raises Cooking by up to +3, and lowers Farming by the same amount	No	North of Dognose Island
Bottle of headless unicornman's heady beer	12	Yes	Yes	Fills your inventory with a selection of ensouled heads from the following: Ensouled chaos druid head Ensouled dog head Ensouled elf head Ensouled giant head Ensouled hellhound head	No	Middle of Gulf of Kourend
Bottle of Elidinis's life water	12	Yes	Yes	Drinking it fully restores Hitpoints, 50% of Prayer points, cures Disease, and applies 6 minutes of Antipoison.	No	South of Menaphos
Bottle of Captain Clop's mango gin	12	Yes	Yes	Drinking it causes the player to move in a random direction 5 times over the next few seconds.	No	Western Gate in Shrouded Ocean
Bottle of Robert's Port	12	No	Yes	Drinking it hits for 10% of their total Hitpoints in damage, five times. Having cooked Fish in your inventory will consume one for each tick of damage it would cause. Having a kebab in your inventory will consume it and negates all of the damage it would cause.	No	Pilgrims' Passage
Bottle of Kharazi cooler	12	Yes	Yes	Drains run energy to 0.	No	North of Rock Island Prison
Bottle of get to the point punch	12	No	Yes	Causes the player to 'cough up something sharp' 5 times. Each cough adds 5 random arrowtips of the same type to the inventory and deals 1 damage.	No	Middle of Feldip Gulf
Bottle of Waterbirth blue lagoon	12	No	Yes	Summons an aggressive level 100 blue dagannoth.	No	Middle of V's Belt
Bottle of Oo'glug	12	Yes	Yes	Gives the player the stamina effect.	No	South of Corsair Cove
Bottle of monkfish bladder stout	12	No	Yes	Summons an aggressive level 217 Drink troll queen.	No	North-west of Piscatoris Fishing Colony
Bottle of fishtongue tonic	12	Yes	Yes	Causes the player to say 'Glub.' or 'Blub.' several times. Players also cannot give commands to their crewmates until the tonic wears off.	No	North-west of Piscatoris Fishing Colony
Bottle of banana daiquiri	12	Yes	Yes	Drinking it turns the player into a banana.	No	Off the eastern coast of Ape Atoll
Bottle of lunarshine	12	Yes	Yes	Drinking it changes the player's hairstyle to an afro.	No	South West of Lunar Isle
Bottle of sea spray	12	Yes	Yes	Drinking it causes the camera to rock back and forth for 20 seconds.	No	Near Buccaneers' Haven
Bottle of the way home	12	Yes	No	Drinking it teleports to outside your player owned house. Teleports your ship to Port Sarim (task cargo is destroyed).	No	West of The Great Conch
Bottle of wild wood whisky	12	Yes	Yes	Summons uninteractable NPCs: Squirrel friend, Chinchompa chum, and Racoon buddy. Can be sampled multiple times.	Yes	West of Land's End
Bottle of alco-sol	12	No^[d]	Maybe^[d]	Causes a "flashbang"-like effect, as the screen goes completely white for several seconds. If the "Disable colourful fade effects" setting is enabled, the screen will fade to black instead.	No	East of Stonecutter Outpost
Bottle of alone at sea	12	No ^[d]	Maybe^[d]	Plays an unskippable 75 second cutscene of a black screen, with the chatbox providing calming words. The player's ship will continue to move. Be careful about hull damage from drifting into hazardous waters.	No	Centre of The Lonely Sea
Bottle of Barracuda brew	12	No	Yes	Knocks the player backwards and stuns them briefly. If sampled aboard a raft, the player can be knocked overboard and dealt rapid and eventually fatal damage.	No	South of the bank boat in the Barracuda Belt
Bottle of black lobster ale	12	Yes	Yes	Drains Cooking and Fishing to level 0. Puts a rare black lobster in your inventory. Can be sampled multiple times.	Yes	North-eastern Fremennik Isles cove (raft required)
Bottle of Captain Cat's black rum	12	Yes	Yes	Summons Sailing cat onto your ship. Can be sampled multiple times.	Yes	Western Edge of Dusk's Maw, North-west of Laguna Aurorae
Bottle of crocodile tears	12	No	Yes	Dehydrates you and damages you if you do not have a Waterskin.	No	Cove south of Menaphos
Bottle of crystal clear vodka	12	No	Yes	Drinking causes a loud ringing sound and damages the player for approximately 20% of their maximum Hitpoints.	No	West of Deepfin Point
Bottle of crystal clear water	66	Yes	Yes	Provides immunity to poison for 6 minutes.	No	South-west of Iorwerth Camp
Bottle of delicate elven wine	66	Yes	No	Black out and appear in Isafdar, east of Tyras Camp, with your boat docked at Port Tyras.	No	West of Mynydd
Bottle of destructor's cocktail	40	No	Yes	Deals 33% of max health as damage, rounded down (unless wearing a red soul cape).	No	North-east of Isle of Souls
Bottle of dwarvern wizard's stout bomb	78	Yes	Yes	Boosts Magic by 4, and boosts Mining and Smithing by 2. Drains the player's Attack, Strength, and Defence levels to 0.	No	North of Trollweiss Mountain
Bottle of exile's welcome	12	Yes	No	Teleports the player to a random teleport location from the lunar spellbook. Moves your boat to Lunar Isle. If the player does not have 76 Sailing or has not completed Lunar Diplomacy, the boat will be moved to Port Sarim instead. Can be acquired on a skiff by reversing and getting the player tile as close as possible to the crate.	No	Dock of Lunar Isle (raft or skiff required)
Bottle of fish bladder stoutier	12	No	Yes	Summons Dinky the drink troll, who is capable of hitting high damage.	No	Middle of the Skullhorde
Bottle of fishier bladderier stout	12	No	No	The player is teleported to the troll arena and have to fight The rocks, Chuck up, and Daddy's special water. Moves the boat to Rellekka. If the player does not have 62 Sailing, the boat will be moved to Port Sarim instead.	Yes^[e]	North of Rellekka rockcrabs
Bottle of goldless asgoldian ale	40	Yes	Yes	Causes 100 coins to disappear from the player's inventory. It does not remove gold from the player's bank.	No	Just north of Tear of the Soul. Watch out for Fetid water!
Bottle of graveyard corpse reviver	78	No	Yes	Summons A corpse, a level 103 monster that revives up to nine times before being defeated.	No	Between Grimstone and Iceberg. North-west of Weiss
Bottle of impling surprise	12	Yes	Yes	Gives the player a random impling jar.	No	In the cove east of Mistrock
Bottle of KGP standard issue martini	78	Yes	No	Teleports the player to the Rellekka Hunter area, docks player's boat at Rellekka.	No	North-west of Iceberg
Bottle of light in the dark	12	No	Yes	Deals 5 damage and causes the screen to briefly shake.	No	South of Last Light
Bottle of mystery fruit cider	12	Yes	Yes	Gives the chat message "You feel you have learnt something about the nature of the mystery fruit by drinking this."	No	South of the Salvaging Spot south of Shimmering Atoll
Bottle of ol' random's reddest rum	12	Yes	Yes	Morphs the player into one of the following: Pile of coins Bush Snowman Rocks Random piece of third age equipment	No	Near Red Rock
Bottle of platinum rum	72	Yes	Yes	Seven drunken dwarves appear and gives the player 7 total items worth of beers and kebabs.	No	South cost of Sunbleak Island
Bottle of portal nexus perry	12	Yes	No	Teleports the player to the Abyss (near the dark mage). Your boat will dock at Port Sarim.	No	Aureum Coast
Bottle of puzzlers poteen	72	Yes	Yes	Summons the Quiz Master, who will give the player five mystery boxes upon correctly answering his five questions. Answers: The things there are. / Yes. / Go west. / No it isn't. / Oh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect...	Yes^[f]	Southern Expanse
Bottle of Sea Shandy 2	12	Yes	No	Teleports the player, along with their boat, to the Port Sarim dock.	No	Litus Lucis
Bottle of self-congratulation wine	12	Yes	Yes	Causes a fireworks effect on the player, identical to the ones shown when reaching level 99 in a skill.	No	North of Shimmering Atoll
Bottle of slippery snake skins in possibly gravy	12	No	Yes	Spawns an agressive level 90 snakeling with 1 hp. This snakeling can inflict venom on you instantly.	No	Middle of the Crystal Sea
Bottle of soul	12	No	Yes	Paired with the Bottle of soul juice. The first one consumed starts a dialogue with Death, the second one deals 90% of the player's maximum HP, which can be fatal.	No	Near southern coast of the Isle of Souls
Bottle of soul juice	78	No	Yes	Paired with the Bottle of soul. The first one consumed starts a dialogue with Death, the second one deals 90% of the player's maximum HP, which can be fatal.	No	West of the Brittle Isle
Bottle of spinner's last gasp	12	No	Yes	Poisons you for 4 minutes	No	East of Void Knights' Outpost
Bottle of spinning comp-kvass	12	Yes	Yes	Drinking it gives the player a medium clue scroll or medium scroll box. If the player already has the maximum number of stored medium clue scroll boxes, they will receive the standard message You have a sneaking suspicion that you would have received a medium scroll box.	No	South-west of The Crown Jewel
Bottle of suqah-free cola	78	Yes	Yes	Fully heals the player and boosts all skills by 1.	No	North-west of Ungael
Bottle of tangled toad's legs cider	12	Yes	Yes	Makes the player say "Ribbit" and spawns a swamp toad on the ground, repeating a total of fifteen times. The toads can be picked up if desired.	No	North-west of Barbarian Outpost
Bottle of the endless night	12	Yes	Yes	Fades the screen to black for a few seconds then back to normal. Tells a short story in the chatbox. Removes some favour from Managing Miscellania, or if it's low enough, adds some, as well as coins to the coffer.^{[confirmation needed]}	No	South-east of Etceteria
Bottle of underground passteurised milk	66	No	Yes	Deals 66% of the player's maximum hitpoints in damage.	No	West of Ynysdail
Bottle of Weiss meltwater	78	No	Yes	Deals 33% of the player's maximum hitpoints in damage, unless they wear 4 or more pieces of warm clothing.	No	North of Grimstone
Bottle of winter sun	78	Yes	No	Teleports the player on top of the sand dune west of Pollnivneach and moves their boat to Ruins of Unkah.	No	North-east of Wintertodt
Bottle of zogre's sloppy kisses	40	No	Yes	Gives the player poison and disease.	No	Western Coast of Feldip Hills
Bottle of zul-rye beer	40	No	Yes	Envenoms the player.	No	On the coast south east of the Poison Waste

^ Whether the drink is safe for the player.
^ Whether the drink is safe for the player's courier task cargo. Other cargo, such as stored repair kits, remains unaffected by these drinks.
^ This drink will only damage Ultimate Ironmen.
^ ^4.0 ^4.1 ^4.2 ^4.3 This drink will incapacitate the player, leaving the boat unattended during that time. It may be damaged or capsized if it is in, or actively moving directly towards, a dangerous area or hazard. Players may die if the boat navigates to waters with player-damaging effects.
^ Experience for drinking each troll's eponymous brew is only given once.
^ No additional rewards given

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Trivia

Crate drinks summoning pink NPCs is likely a reference to the phrase "seeing pink elephants", which is used as a euphemism for drunken hallucinations.

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