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Alice

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Alice
Released11 July 2005 (Update)
MembersYes
RaceHuman
QuestAnimal Magnetism
LocationFarm west of Port Phasmatys
ShopAlice's Farming shop.
GenderFemale
OptionsTalk-to, Trade
ExamineShe sells farming equipment.
Map
Advanced data
NPC ID504
LinkMOID

Alice is a widow who runs the family farm west of Port Phasmatys. She runs the shop while her daughter Lyra watches over the nearby herb and allotment patches and her deceased husband, Malcolm, manages the undead livestock. Her daughter ensures they do not pay the blood tithes by luring young farmers back to their farm, using them to pay the tithe instead.[1]

Many years ago, the power of the ectofuntus killed her husband and all their cows and chickens, resurrecting them as a ghost and undead cows and chickens.[2][3] Despite this, they continued to run the farm, but this caused trouble in communication, as she refused to use a ghostspeak amulet. The last time she tried, the amount of undead that she heard scared her.[4] In particular, this caused her financial worry as she couldn't find their savings, unaware that Malcolm had placed them in the bank.

When an adventurer came by seeking undead chickens, she asked them for help. They acted as an intermediary for the couple until Malcolm refused to give out his pass number, believing the intermediary to be a scammer. The adventurer sought the aid of a nearby witch, who gave them a special ghostspeak amulet for the husband, allowing him to talk to his wife. They started selling the undead chickens for 20 ecto-tokens each after that, saving up to buy killer cows to repel those who attack their livestock.[5]

Dialogue

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Stock

Sells at: 100.0% • Buys at: 70.0% • Change per: 1.0%
ItemNumber
in stock
Restock
time
Price
sold at
Price
bought at
GE
price
Rake5006s (10t) 6 4 161
Seed dibber5006s (10t) 6 4 110
Secateurs5006s (10t) 5 3 127
Spade5006s (10t) 3 2 163
Gardening trowel5001m 12s (120t) 12 8 118
Watering can5006s (10t) 8 5 181
Filled plant pot5006s (10t) 1 0 4
Plant pot pack301.2s (2t) 100 70Not sold
Compost5006s (10t) 20 14 11
Compost pack1030s (50t) 2,000 1,400Not sold
Empty sack5006s (10t) 1 0 5
Sack pack301.2s (2t) 100 70Not sold
Basket5006s (10t) 1 0 4
Basket pack301.2s (2t) 100 70Not sold
Bucket1006s (10t) 2 1 8
Empty bucket pack156s (10t) 500 350Not sold
Potato01m (100t) 1 0 21
Onion01m (100t) 3 2 29
Cabbage01m (100t) 1 0 33
Tomato01m (100t) 4 2 21
Sweetcorn01m (100t) 9 6 75
Strawberry01m (100t) 17 11 77
Watermelon01m (100t) 48 33 18
Hammerstone hops01m (100t) 4 2 412
Asgarnian hops01m (100t) 5 3 370
Yanillian hops01m (100t) 7 4 786
Krandorian hops01m (100t) 10 7 117
Wildblood hops01m (100t) 15 10 32
Jute fibre01m (100t) 6 4 688
Barley01m (100t) 4 2 469
Plant cure1006s (10t) 40 28 188

Changes

Date Changes
11 – 18 October 2006

The NPC's chathead was graphically updated.

11 July 2005 –
11-18 October 2006
11-18 October 2006 –
present

References

  1. ^ Lyra in Garden of Tranquillity. Old School RuneScape. "Sometimes I travel to market fairs in distant lands, and I use my feminine arts to lure young farmers back to this land; then the vampyres come for them and I see them no more."
  2. ^ Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "All I know is, years ago, that temple started glowing green and, a few months later, I woke up dead."
  3. ^ Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "It's that fountain thingy in the temple to the east. It's turned them all into zombies."
  4. ^ Alice in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "I tried that once, but all those other ghosts - and even the undead chickens and cows - scared me so much, I wouldn't try it again for all the cash in Varrock bank."
  5. ^ Malcolm in Animal Magnetism. Old School RuneScape. "Great! I'm laying away me tokens for some killer cows. That'll learn them bone rustlers."

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