Requirements
- 38 Construction [not boostable] [required to start]
- 36 Cooking [not boostable] [required to start]
- 35 Smithing [not boostable] [required to start]
- Completion of the following quests:

Talk to Alan at the temple of Tal Teok north of Tal Teklan.
All items obtainable during quest:
STEP BY STEP
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Head to the temple of Tal Teok, just north of Tal Teklan. You will find a tourist named Alan, alongside his egg-shaped friend Humpy Plumpy, who has chosen to occupy the temple as a squatter. He will ask that you stay as a guest and insists he prepare a feast, and requests you to look after Wumty Scrumpty while he gathers the food.
As soon as he leaves however, gravity claims the life of Hampty and results in a great fall. Inspect Gumty on the ground, which prompts you to head back to Tal Teklan to look for help. Talking to any citizen there will direct you to King, the local bartender for The King's Inn.
Speak to King located in the inn about your predicament. She will tell you that she has to stay and man the bar, but has capable men who are up to the task. She will direct you to three people.
Acatzin is also in the inn. He will help you as soon as he gets his axe back from the blacksmith. Head south-west to the furnace and speak to the blacksmith, who will tell you that his whetstone has broken and needs repairing.
Take the hammer nearby and repair the whetstone. He will then give you Acatzin's axe (not knowing that it is his) and ask you to repair it instead. Repair the axe on the whetstone then return to Acatzin and he will be on his merry way to Tal Teok.
Before leaving, take the empty bowl on the table.
Nezketi is found at the temple directly south of the inn. In order to help you, he will need to be on top of his game - he will need tea made from damiana leaves. Agree to get his tea, and he will give you an empty cup.
Damiana can be found directly outside of the south-eastern walls of Tal Teklan. While you are there, head a bit further south-west and pick up the two planks.
Acquire a bowl of water; if you didn't take a bowl earlier, pick it up on a table in The King's Inn. A fountain is right outside to fill the bowl. Use the damiana leaves on the bowl of water, then head into the Tal Teklan General Store just south of the bank, and use the bowl on the oven to boil the damiana water. Finally, use the bowl of tea on the empty cup to finally create damiana tea.
Head back to the temple and talk to Nezketi, who you will automatically give the tea to. Freshly energised, he will depart for the temple immediately after.

From the temple, head directly east to the eastern entrance of Tal Teklan, where you will find Kauayotl with a damaged cart. In order to help you, he will first need to sort out his racing cart. Offer to help repair it, and he will tell you what you'll need:
Return to Kauayotl, repair the damaged cart, and speak to him again to have him on his way to the temple.
Head back north to Tal Teok and speak to any of the three men. It quickly becomes apparent that all of King's men couldn't put Pumpty Lumpty together again, and that replacing him is the only option. However, the three argue over which type of egg is suitable: a large chicken's, a dragon's, or a... jaguar's. You will offer to get all three and have them pick a suitable one.
Head to the small chicken farm directly south of the Tal Teok temple in the north of Tal Teklan, and search the pile of eggs. A level-16 large chicken will attack; defeat it, then search the eggs again to obtain a large egg.

The entrance to the Dragon Nest is found to the south-east of Tal Teok temple, across the river. Once inside, make your way to the south-east and search the pile of eggs. A level-106 red dragon will attack. Players can safespot the dragon using the eggs; defeat it, then search the eggs again to obtain a dragon egg.
Head back outside, and run eastwards until you reach a campsite. Search the pile of eggs, and a level-88 black jaguar will attack; as it has routefinding capabilities, you will have to trick the jaguar by standing next to tropical tree and a fern to safespot it. After triumphing over the egglaying jaguar search the eggs again to obtain a jaguar egg.

Return to Tal Teok and speak to each of King's men, who will each paint the egg to resemble Rumpty Bumpty as best they can. Once all three eggs have been given, a cutscene will play in which the eggs are judged. The chicken egg is deemed too small to be Wumty Scrumpty, the dragon egg's innate heat is melting the paint, and the jaguar egg is deemed to be the best replacement for Mumpty Rumpty.
However, gravity is a cruel mistress and claims the lives of all the eggs, resulting in three additional great falls. With no options left, you and King's men must put Humphrey Dumphrey together again.
There are many pieces to reassemble, but players can hover over the puzzle piece icon to view the solution. When a piece is rotated in the correct orientation and placed in the correct location, it will stay in place indicating the correct placement.
Upon putting Scrumpty Lumpy back together again, a cutscene will play in which you thank King's men before they take their leave, and Alan returns none the wiser. As you head down to help him bring in the food, he reflects on his life, finally sure of himself and his place in the world. However, gravity is apparently out for blood, giving Alan a great fall.
Note: Players who wish to keep Alan's bones as a souvenir should ensure they do not have a bonecrusher or bonecrusher necklace on their person before fixing Bumpty Numpty, as the bonecrusher deems the player responsible for his death and will automatically crush his bones.


Congratulations, quest complete!
Use this when you already know the route. The full walkthrough above includes explanations and diagrams.
Talk to Alan, Tal Teok Temple north of Tal Teklan
Say: Yes.
Talk to Alan again.
Say: Of course!.
Inspect the egg
Talk to King, the bartender in The King's Inn west of the bank.
Say: Scrumpty Rumpty fell off a wall!.
Talk to Acatzin in the inn
Say: I can talk to the blacksmith!.
Talk to the blacksmith, west of the inn.
Repair the whetstone with a hammer; one spawns in the building. Keep it!
Talk to the blacksmith again for Acatzin's axe, then repair it on the whetstone.
Return to Acatzin. Take a bowl from the table before you leave.
Fill the bowl with water at the fountain outside.
Talk to Nezketi at the temple directly south of the inn for an empty cup.
Say: I can get you some tea!.
Pick damiana leaves from the damiana directly outside of the south-eastern walls of Tal Teklan.
While you are there, head a bit further south-west and pick up the two planks.
Add the damiana leaves to the bowl of water.
Head to the Tal Teklan General Store just south of the bank.
Use the bowl on the oven to boil the damiana water.
Use the bowl on the empty cup, then return to Nezketi with the damiana tea.
Talk to Kauayotl, outside the eastern entrance of Tal Teklan.
Say: I see. Well, maybe I can help out with that?
Return to the blacksmith; pick up the hammer if you dropped it.
Search his workbench for 20 iron nails.
Pick up a saw at Arcuani's Archery Supplies just south of the blacksmith.
Repair the racing cart next to Kauayotl.
Say: Yes.
Talk to Kauayotl again.
Return to Tal Teok Temple and speak to any of King's men.
Large egg:
Search the eggs at the chicken farm directly south.
Defeat the large chicken and search the eggs again.
Dragon egg:
Head to the bank for some combat equipment and dragonfire protection.
Enter the cave entrance to the Dragon Nest to the east (marked on the world map as )
Search the eggs in the south-east corner of the nest. Defeat the red dragon, who can be safespotted by using the eggs.
Search the eggs again and head back outside.
Jaguar egg:
From the Dragon Nest, run eastwards until you reach a campsite.
Search the eggs and defeat the black jaguar; it has routefinding capabilities, however it can be safespotted if you stand directly west of the Tropical tree closest to the river (RuneLite's Quest Helper will mark this square for you).
Search the eggs again and return to Tal Teok.
Speak to each of King's men to initiate a cutscene.
Put the egg together - players can hover over the puzzle piece icon to view the solution. When a piece is rotated in the correct orientation and placed in the correct location, it will stay in place indicating the correct placement.
Watch the final cutscene.
QUEST COMPLETE
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