H.A.M. Hideout

H.A.M. Hideout
Released		22 February 2005 (Update)
Members		Yes
Floors		2
Location		Misthalin
Inhabitants		H.A.M. members
Music		Monster Melee, H.A.M. Fisted
Map

The H.A.M. Hideout is the base of operations for the Humans Against Monsters organisation. It is located west of the Lumbridge general store. To enter it, the player will need to pick the lock on the trapdoor to get in. This can be done with the player's hand, but a lockpick will increase the player's chance of success.

• The fastest way there is using a charged amulet of glory to teleport to Draynor Village and running east (~33 ticks)
• Teleporting to Twiggy O'Korn with an Achievement diary cape and running east (~37 ticks)
• Using Lumbridge Teleport and running west through the castle, exiting through the gate, and running north-west (~41 ticks)

• With 15 Thieving, a player may pickpocket H.A.M. members for H.A.M. clothing and other items (including easy clue scrolls).
• If a player is caught thieving H.A.M. members multiple times, there is a chance that said player will be either kicked out of the dungeon or be locked up in the cell with Jimmy the Chisel, which will require the player to lockpick the door to exit. Home Teleport and other teleports can be used to escape.
• If a player has a high Agility level, and/or is wearing a full set of H.A.M. robes (shirt, robe, hood, cloak, logo, boots and gloves.), the player is less likely to be kicked out when caught pickpocketing H.A.M. Members.

Players who have progressed at least halfway through Death to the Dorgeshuun can access the secret dungeon inside the hideout. The secret entrance is located just south of the podium.

All the following quests are involved with the H.A.M. Hideout:

• The Lost Tribe
• Death to the Dorgeshuun
• One Small Favour

• Sigmund
• H.A.M. Deacon
• Johanhus Ulsbrecht
• Jimmy the Chisel

• H.A.M. guard

• If you are involuntarily teleported out of the H.A.M. Hideout, such as through a random event, you will receive a message saying "You leave the HAM Fanatics' Camp."