QUEST 169 · MEMBERS

Ethically Acquired Antiquities

Investigate a mysterious theft from the Fortis Grand Museum.

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Difficulty
Novice
Length
Short
Quest points
1
Released
25 September 2024
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Before you start

Where to start

Inspect the empty display on the ground floor of the Grand Museum in Civitas illa Fortis.

Items required

None

Enemies to defeat

None

STEP BY STEP

Walkthrough

Follow the chapters below. Click any screenshot or diagram to view it at full size.

Museum Heist

Make your way to the Grand Museum in Civitas illa Fortis. Inspect the empty display to start the quest, then speak to Curator Herminius; fed up with how long the guards are taking, he will take the investigation into his own hands, and ask you to see if there's anything he missed.

Investigate the set of tools on the ground behind the display to find out they are specialist tools, and inspect the display again to observe that the glass was tampered with. Next, talk to the nearby citizens, academics, and tourists around the floor and ask whether they had seen anything suspicious. The person who gives you the information is random for each player, but one will eventually mention a shifty individual skulking around who left through the front door and turned right towards the landing site.

Speak to Regulus Cento at the Civitas landing site (not in Varrock) and ask whether he's seen anybody suspicious around. He'll mention a person carrying a case who wanted to have a go with his bird. However, Regulus refused, and the person went east to the Fortis Cothon instead. Make sure you have one free inventory space, and then head to the Cothon and talk to any Trader Crewmember. Ask them about the man with the case, and they will ask for a small favour in exchange for the information. Agree, and they'll give you some tattered sails which need to be fixed up at Artima's Crafting Supplies.

Head just south of the Cothon, to the shop marked on the map with a , and speak with Artima. Tell her you were hoping for some help, and she will ask you for a favour as well; to thank the crew for bringing in her latest shipment. She will then give you the repaired sails. Use the sails on any trader crewmember, and they'll tell you a "grey-haired fella" came by and asked if he could have a go with their boat. The crew then explained to him how to charter a ship properly, and sailed the man to Port Sarim.

Theft Across the Sea

Make your way to Port Sarim by any method you wish, such as the charter ship, the Rat Pits Minigame Teleport, or a planted spirit tree. Once there, head all the way to the southernmost dock and speak any trader crewmember about the grey-haired man. They will tell you that he wandered up north in search of some runes to get a hold of.

The nearest rune store is Betty's Magic Emporium, found in the north-west corner of Port Sarim. With one free inventory space, make your way to the store and ask Betty about the man. Betty will mention that he wore a monocle, and that he didn't know what he was looking for when he arrived. She'll give you some some notes she took while trying to understand him, hoping you'll make sense of them.

Based on the notes, the runes being requested are those for casting Varrock Teleport. With all this in mind, the man who best fits the description you have been given so far is in fact Haig Halen, the curator of the Varrock Museum. Make your way there, and tell him that you're looking for Xerna's Diadem; he will immediately act suspicious, claiming that he can't help you. You may now destroy the notes, leaving an open inventory space for the next section of the quest.

Misunderstanding

Pickpocket the curator to receive a storeroom key, and use it to enter the storeroom to the north-east of the museum (right under the stairs to the first floor). Search the single unstacked crate in the middle of the room to discover that Xerna's Diadem is hidden inside, along with various other artefacts that don't seem to belong there.

Return to Curator Haig Halen, and speak to him to begin an interrogation in which you press him for answers. A "Shame-o-meter" will appear on the screen; you must now select chat options that will shame him. The exact sequence varies for each player, but the most effective options are usually calling him a thief or disparaging his museum as being full of stolen goods. Use the table below to find options which increase shame, and avoid options which decrease shame.

List of which options increase and decrease shame
Options which increase shame Options which decrease shame
A real historian would never steal! Do you even have room to display this artefact?
Are you even a real historian, or just a petty criminal? Don't you have enough artefacts of your own?
Aren't you embarrassed to have stolen items in your collection? Have you no respect for your colleagues in Varlamore?
Did you know Varlamore sends thieves to the Colosseum? How do you explain the other stolen artefacts you have in storage?
Do you really think you did the right thing? How do you sleep at night?
Do your colleagues know what you've done? What do they think? I'm sick of your excuses!
Hand that artefact back this instant! Is the artefact really safer here?
How will Varlamorians learn their history now? This artefact doesn't belong to you! It belongs to Varlamore!
How would you feel if someone came in here and stole all your stuff? This could destroy your reputation! Everyone will think you're a thief!
I guess you were just in it for the glory, were you? What if I came into your house and stole your stuff?
I thought archaeology was cool. I didn't realise it was just thieving! What if it's cursed?! It could be dangerous!
If you're looking for stolen goods, I can get my hands on plenty. What if Varlamore finds out what you've done?
Is everything here stolen from other museums? What makes you think you know better?
Just give it back already! Why don't you just cooperate with Varlamore?
Look me in the eye and tell me you did the right thing. Why should you decide who gets to keep their artefacts?
Nobody wants to see stolen goods on display! You don't even have room to display it! It's just sitting in storage!
So can anyone just go around stealing and call it archaeology? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Stealing is against the law! You should return all these artefacts. It's the only right thing to do.
Stealing is stealing, no matter how you try to justify it. You're not preserving anything. You're just a thief.
Think of the Varlamorian children who won't get to see this artefact. You're nothing but a common thief!
This is stealing! Thieving! Taking what's not yours! You've ruined Varlamore's museum.
Varlamore might close their lands again after this. You've stolen from several other museums, too!
Varlamore might never let you and your colleagues visit again!
You can't justify theft by saying it's for preservation.
You could have damaged the artefact!
You ought to be ashamed.
You should give Varlamore a chance before stealing their stuff.
You're a disgrace to your entire profession!
You're a loose cannon.
You're hoarding artefacts, but you should be sharing them!
You're not above the law! You stole this stuff!
You're setting a terrible example.
You're supposed to protect history, not steal it!
You've betrayed the trust of Varlamore.
You've committed a crime.

Once the shame meter reaches 100%, Haig will explain what happened. Haig will claim that, during his visit to the Grand Museum, he saw a thief break in and steal Xerna's Diadem. Haig will then claims that he used the combat skills he picked up during his time in the Varrock Guard to subdue the thief. However, stuck on what to do next, Haig explains that he decided to take the artefact back to Varrock Museum for "safekeeping."

The player offers to omit the details of the theft to the Grand Museum, as long as Haig arranges the safe return of the diadem. After Haig agrees to return it, head back to Civitas illa Fortis and speak with Curator Herminius at the Grand Museum to complete the quest.

Congratulations, quest complete!

Quick checklist 18 instructions

Use this when you already know the route. The full walkthrough above includes explanations and diagrams.

Walkthrough

  1. Inspect the empty display case in the north-east corner of the Grand Museum in Civitas illa Fortis to start the quest

    Say: Yes.

  2. Talk to Curator Herminius in the middle of the museum. Talk about the empty display case

    Say: Could you tell me more about that empty display?

  3. Investigate the tools behind the display case.

  4. Inspect the display case again.

  5. Talk to the citizens, academics, and tourists around the room about their suspicions until one mentions a mysterious individual.

  6. Talk to Regulus Cento by the quetzals south-west of the museum

    Say: Have you seen anybody suspicious around?

  7. Go east and talk to a Trader Crewmember (charter ship crewmember) about the suspicious man (1 inventory space required)

    Say: Have you seen a man with a case? → As long as it is just the one favour...

  8. Go to the crafting shop south-east and get the sail repaired by Artima

    Say: I was hoping for some help. → Go on then.

  9. Go back to the Trader Crewmember and talk about the suspicious man again

    Say: So, about that man with the case

  10. Head to Port Sarim, then talk to Trader Stan or any of the Trader Crewmembers who are located at the most south dock

    Say: Have you seen a grey-haired man with a case?

  11. Talk to Betty in the runeshop in north-west Port Sarim

    Say: Have you seen a grey-haired man with a case?

  12. Read the note you receive

  13. Talk to Curator Haig Halen in Varrock Museum about Xerna's Diadem

    Say: I'm looking for Xerna's Diadem. - Option 2 if Bone Voyage is complete

  14. Pickpocket him for the storeroom key.

  15. Open the storeroom in the north-east part of the museum and search the crates.

  16. Go back and talk to Haig Halen selecting option 1 to begin the scene

    Say: I found Xerna's Diadem... - Option 2 if Bone Voyage is complete

  17. Select options that will shame Haig Halen. A full list of which options to select can be found in the in-depth guide.

  18. Return to the Grand Museum in Civitas illa Fortis and talk to Curator Herminius to complete the quest

    Say: About that empty display...

QUEST COMPLETE

Rewards

  • 6,000 Thieving experience
  • 5,000 coins

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Sources & credits

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